Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take
off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.
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Woman complaining to dentist: "It’s so painful, I’ll rather have a babythan have a tooth removed."
Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I’ll adjust the chair accordingly." __________________________________
Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read :
BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to: " RETURNED UNOPENED
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75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.On their first night both were crying - why???
Coz she didn’t know anything, and he had forgotten everything.
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Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted ! Are U properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised ?
Lady: Oh my God ! I heard 3 Males per day !
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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher. Boy to teacher
:can kids of our age have kids? Teacher to boy:no
never Boy to girl : see,i told u not to worry.
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Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Because my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I’ll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already!
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Research shows men are fatter than women because every night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch!
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An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
"Your name please?"
"Abdul Aziz"
"Sex?"
"Six times a week!!"
"No, no, I mean male or female!"
"Doesn’t matter, sometimes even camel!"
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Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section.
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Har Umer Ki Girl Ki Sex Feelings:
13 Years:
Mat DalO Na Plz,
Mat DalO Na Plz,
16 Years:
Achha DekhO Zor Se Mat Dalna,
Achha DekhO Zor Se Mat Dalna,
19 Year:
Uff Boht Dard Ho Raha Hai,
Uff Boht Dard Ho Raha Hai,
23 Year:
BoObs Ko ChOOsO,
BoObs Ko ChOOsO,
26 Year:Kamar Ko Pakar Kar DalO,
31 Year:
Zor Se Jhatka MaarO,
Zor Se Jhatka MaarO,
36 Year:
Bahar Mat NikalO Na,
Bahar Mat NikalO Na,
40 Year:
Jab Farigh Ho JaO ThO Mujhe Jagaye Baghair Chale Jana..:)
Jab Farigh Ho JaO ThO Mujhe Jagaye Baghair Chale Jana..:)
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