Rob Pattinson Mauled at Airport

*sigh* Why do skanky girls think it's ok to touch The Pretty? Would you go up to some fine ass stranger on the street and accost them? No, probably not. So why in the HALE do you think it's okay to go up to Rob Mother Effing Pattinson and do it?

Argh.









Look, the power of Rob compels me too... I'm just saying, have some respect. Don't maul the dude because, I guarantee you, it's not going to make him want to fuck you. Mmmkay? Mmkay.

Also, this video makes me want to cut a bitch. I'm just saying.

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