I Kissed Your Mom and I Liked It

With crazy fan art and lyrics like, "I kissed your mom and I liked it, her cougar lips invited..." I'm not sure whether the urge to laugh or throw up is more dominant.

On behalf of Twilight fans everywhere, I'd like to offer a public apology to Katy Perry for the rape and pillage of her song. Somehow lesbianism on a whim is so much more appealing than Jacob waxing poetic to Renesmee about her mom's quivering thighs.

Thank you to the hilarious girls at Letters to Twilight for the heads up!